so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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