I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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