I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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