I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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