Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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