why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
