Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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