They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
do nipples grow back?
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