oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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