You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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