I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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