Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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