the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
she told me i tasted like america
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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