wakey wakey hands off snakey
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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