i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
barbara walters just said penis...
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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