Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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