Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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