We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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