if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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