we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Randomize
