well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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