So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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