Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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