Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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