Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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