And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
