just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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