I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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