so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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