I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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