The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
