I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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