she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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