Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
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Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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