i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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