she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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