In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just had sex on a roof
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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