She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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