I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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