The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she looked like the before picture.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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