do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I made him laugh his dick is mine
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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