Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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