David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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