Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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