I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
