So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
