singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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