He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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