what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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