can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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